the meme machine

Grabbed here

Type in the following and choose the first entry that appears on your search. It's never mentioned, though I figured I'll be tagging ten people just for kicks.

1. Type in “[your name] needs” in Google search:
RESULT: And why wouldn't Dexter need therapy? He lost himself in rage and fell into the dark recceces of his mind while fighting Mandark.
Er, the word ‘recesses’ is misspelled.

2. Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:
RESULT: Dexter looks like a YOUNG David Letterman.
Well, I most certainly don’t look like him now, beard and all. Oh, shoot, he already shaved it last year? Er… I still doubt whether I look anything like him when he was young though. Have you seen the crazy hair? Sheesh.

3. Type in “[your name] likes” in Google search:
RESULT: Dexter, in turn, takes them off the board. Dexter likes children --- likes them, nothing more than that --- and though he is asocial, people tend to like ...
Wait, it’s being implied that I’m actually a pedophile? I should’ve taken the google books result, then. If only that counts too...

4. Type in “[your name] says” in Google search:
RESULT: Dexter says it all.. This comment by Dexter Tiberius here pretty much sums up my feelings about things. I like how he compares PvP(RVR) in ...
I quit playing MMORPG’s two years ago, remember?

5. Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search:
RESULT: Dexter wants to know if you have the killer instinct.
Do you?

6. Type in “[your name] does” in Google search:
RESULT: 'Dexter': Does a serial killer feel or just fake it?
Uh…

7. Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search:
RESULT: Dexter hates YTMND.
I love “shopping” and I do think I love meme’s but… you have to admit most of these are downright ridiculous.

8. Type in “[your name] goes” in Google search:
RESULT: First Look: Dexter goes to comic con
Ooooh, a comic convention. You got it right, for once, Google! Wait, this IS a Batman comic convention, right?

9. Type in “[your name] loves” in Google search:
RESULT: Dexter loves Blossom.
Does this mean I should start calling her this? Oh, but I'm just digging myself a deeper grave.

10. Type in”[your name] is” in Google search:
RESULT: Dexter is a drama on Showtime.
Yep, admittedly, life is getting pretty dramatic.